Very Funny! Private Universities in Nigeria Called Advance secondary schools

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As Nigerians i bet we are familiar with “Advance secondary schools” otherwise known as Private Universities and there are so many out there from church owners to politicians and rich individuals. Well when i was leaving the normal secondary school, I can remember them saying university is a big world unlike secondary school nobody wakes you up, nobody forces you to school, nobody begs you to submit assignments, that it is like a world outside without anybody guiding you, it is where you gonna choose between good and bad. I don’t think i need to go into the good and bad, ranging from cultists to pastors. Then deciding the University you wanna go to you decided to choose the private one because when they say its 4 years its 4years, if public or federal uni says 4 years well 5 years is very sure, aside that the way of life of a private university is like an advance secondary with so many rules, lemme call out some rules for you guys according to what i have heard and what i know.

1a. For the girls them no trousers
1b. Even if trousers are allowed no Jeans.(C.U)
2. Skirt must be below the knee(RUN, CRU, C.U)
3. Guys must wear black shoes (this i know) (RUN)
4. You must attend morning devotion every day or have your points deducted. When no be premier league.(Schools own by churches)
5. Always wear tie to church and you must have your own bible.
6. No mobile phones allowed, therefore phones are dangerous items.(C.U)
7. Collecting permission before leaving school.
8. Curfew lol
9. etc cant remember and don’t know all I heard one ridiculous story about student going down on their knees as punishment and i heard they flogged students, well this gist belongs to madonna university, So i heard. Well with this few things i’ve listed this is definitely not the idea of a university where you should be free and choose which path you wanna take because forcing certain rules and way on people can be counter-productive, but you wanna finish university quick quick? Advance Secondary School aka Private University for you if you have the money.

As Nigerians i bet we are familiar with “Advance secondary schools” otherwise known as Private Universities and there are so many out there from church owners to politicians and rich individuals. Well when i was leaving the normal secondary school, I can remember them saying university is a big world unlike secondary school nobody wakes you up, nobody forces you to school, nobody begs you to submit assignments, that it is like a world outside without anybody guiding you, it is where you gonna choose between good and bad. I don’t think i need to go into the good and bad, ranging from cultists to pastors. Then deciding the University you wanna go to you decided to choose the private one because when they say its 4 years its 4years, if public or federal uni says 4 years well 5 years is very sure, aside that the way of life of a private university is like an advance secondary with so many rules, lemme call out some rules for you guys according to what i have heard and what i know. 1a. For the girls them no trousers 1b. Even if trousers are allowed no Jeans.(C.U) 2. Skirt must be below the knee(RUN, C.U) 3. Guys must wear black shoes (this i know) (RUN) 4. You must attend morning devotion every day or have your points deducted. When no be premier league.(Schools own by churches) 5. Always wear tie to church and you must have your own bible. 6. No mobile phones allowed, therefore phones are dangerous items.(C.U) 7. Collecting permission before leaving school. 8. Curfew lol 9. etc cant remember and don’t know all I heard one ridiculous story about student going down on their knees as punishment and i heard they flogged students, well this gist belongs to madonna university, So i heard. Well with this few things i’ve listed this is definitely not the idea of a university where you should be free and choose which path you wanna take because forcing certain rules and way on people can be counter-productive, but you wanna finish university quick quick? Advance Secondary School aka Private University for you if you have the money.

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  1. Unknown23 March 2018 at 06:40

    University education was back then the sole responsiblity of the government of Nigeria, with the Universities spread through two ties of the government the State and the Federal government, each having its own owned University. UNN, and Unilag are good examples of Best Universities in Nigeria

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