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leadership editorial — Nov 29 2014 Of recent, there has been an upswing in the number of owners and managers of private universities agitating that the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFund) extends assistance to private universities in the country, with the latest call coming from the vice chancellor of Achievers’ University, Owo, Ondo State, Prof. Tunji Ibiyemi. They insist that like the government-owned universities, they are in the business of providing social services; therefore government should extend financial assistance to them as players in the education sector. They are of the view that their continuous exclusion from accessing funds from TETFund amounts to discrimination in view of the fact that the funds are sourced from the private sector. In our view, this is tantamount to asking the government to subsidise a wholly private venture that was established with profit motive. TETFund was established as an intervention agency under the TETFund Act 2011, charged with the resp

Lolz, attyms Crawford can be one heck of a comedy zone. Nywaiz, m sure we all are aware of all the different types of...."SLAPS" that we have and theor various definitions abi explanations (as the case may be). Well, this Person (an ex Crawford Student...u know..the rili pweery one...with cool dreadlocks *clears throat*) was able to expantiate it in an intresting manner. Check it out: TYPES OF SLAP (1). TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. (2). RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head singing Christmas Carol. (3). FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" (4). EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining t

A thirty-one-year old first class graduate of the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria,Moses Murtala Aminu, has been shot dead by a trigger-happy policeman identified asAlex Okpe, in Kaduna. We gathered from a Vanguardreport quoting eyewitnesses that the late Aminu met his untimely death on Sunday while challenging a police constable who was beating up his girlfriend at a party venue in Barnawa area of the state. According to the report, Okpe brought out his gun and fatally shot the deceased. The policeman reportedly fired further shots into the air and fled the scene on his motorcycle. who also beat up his lover. But the Kaduna State Commissioner of Police, Femi Adenaike, said Okpe has been arrested by by officers from the Barnawa Police Division. “The suspect is in the cell and we have commenced investigation. "And if he is found guilty, we will give him an in-house trial and summary dismissal so that he can face the law for homicide,” Adenaike was reportedly said.

Is this the level of degradation the Nigerian educational system has gotten to...A shocking but funny picture which has been circulating since yesterday showed a young man celebrating his graduation from the university with "class and style".... The Psychology graduate of Imo State University IMSU whose name is withheld due to embarrassing reasons deemed it fit to celebrate his graduation by being drenched with water as he rolled on the ground, messing himself up with "joy and happiness"...Only if we knew how long it took him to conquer the battle......"School matter no be small tin"..... If some Nigerian graduates can behave this way because they've made it through the University, how would it be when they get a job or even become successful in life....Little wonder the political thugs in our National chambers know how to scale fences and jump gates efficiently -when the educated and thugs all do the same thing... Anyways, congratulations to the

Please note: This was gotten from a student who refuses to get the name disclosed...enjoy! Having caught myself more than once in some of this, I decided to come up few things crawford students & especially dem gyal'ems, Do When They're Bored or Alone. 1. Eat excessively. 2. Take a selfie with different clothes on. 3. Shave their privy parts #sorryforthebadword 4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...#chaii 5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key! Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth # 6. Visit other hostel rooms over nothing important or for no reason whatsoever. 7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear! 8. Login to Social Networks like facebook or Twitter, and start viewing other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread. DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life. ! 9. Listen to music...Guys and music sh

CUGFA                                                       The first of its kind!!!!!!! Its CUGFA- Crawford University Girls Football Academy All you have to do is own a team or be a member of a particular team.  Training starts from now which will be organized by the teams coach. #500 to belong to a team and #5000 to own a team which will be refunded as soon as you get your team members or players registered. Announcement of the football competition will be made known soonest, so for now just train and train and train because it’s going to be highly competitive.  It is important to note that you can only belong to a team. However, you can be bought and sold by another coach depending on a compromise between the coaches involved. 11 members in a team but a coach can get substitutes (optional) jerseys would be made available for 11 players only. NOTE: Amount paid to CUGFA is not refundable. Training should be organized by the coach or captain of his/her team.  Starting from 24/11/2014.

16 Types of Student You Will Find In  Crawford  Lecture Hall Share ur comments @crawfordreps Osas4s@yahoo .com 08130204940 If ur name is here,plz dnt pick a fight,its just 4 fun.+ after readn dz,suggest sm1 4 each of dem. Where do u belong?  1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front. (Petit I ci u)   2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish.. (Oya balogun seun)   3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying  “ abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy ” . This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u join. (Florence na u ooo)   4.The  “ THIS MAN TOO FAST ”  clique: These students are damn slowww.. if d

As a result of what happen yesterday , The FA has decided that both teams should play ten minutes today o complete the unfinished match but the 200L team said "NO" they withdrew with the other 200L team from the league.    The FA has decided to share there points to the remaining 4 Teams {100l, 400(CRU PILLAR), 400L(WINNERS FC), 300L} equally and continue the league.    The winners FC won 1-0 against the 100L team this evening, the goal came from the right winger after the keeper pushed out a shot and the goal scorer rebounded the ball into the left corner of the net.    The Table (standing) will be uploaded soon. please like our facebook page here

Today's match {Crawford pillar (majorly 400L) Vs Vendetter (majorly 200L)} was very very physical, while vendetter was winning with a goal in first half, crawford pillar came back with a penalty in the second half and equalized, when the match tempo was getting tenser, a vendetter's defender scored a wonderful 30-yards freekick and it was a celebration galour for the winning team but another story it is for the opponent which got 2 players a red card (1 player each form both teams for a fight on the pitch). surprisingly, the losing side suddenly put up a fight that later grew bigger and most fans joined in scattering the match.   In a nutshell; the match result is yet to be decided buh the FA is working on how to bring peace in between both teams involved and a fair blow in the upcoming matches.

This incident happened to a Teacher named Osho Bamidele Samuel. Accused students led out of court Report from  Vanguard: For more than 15 years that Osho Bamidele Samuel has been teaching, Friday, October 24, 2014, will forever remain unforgettable, as he escaped death by whiskers, in the hands of some of his students who beat him black and blue because he scolded them for indiscipline. Trouble started that fateful day, when Samuel, who teaches English Language and Literature-in-English to the SSS2 and 3 students of St. Marks Anglican Grammar School, Kolabalogun area, Osogbo, Osun State, when he scolded a group of students, numbering five, who were not in their classrooms while lectures were ongoing. How he received the beatings of his life: “It was around 1p.m on Friday, October 24, 2014, that I was assigned by school authorities to distribute learning furniture to other schools. On going back to my office in Block 5, after I finished, I discovered that lectures were

Fresh crisis is currently brewing at the Lagos State University, LASU, with the Vice Chancellor of the school, Prof. John Obafunwa withdrawing the Ph.D certificates of 14 lecturers opposed to his administration in the troubled institution. The lecturers have also passed a vote of no confidence on the VC, calling for his removal from office for the school to move forward. Speaking after the meeting of the Lagos Zone of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, held at the Ojo Campus of LASU on Wednesday, the lecturers alleged that the authorities of LASU are calling for the withdrawal of the certificates of 14 lecturers with Ph.D bagged in the school and duly signed by the VC. According to Dr. Sola Nasir, Coordinator of ASUU, Lagos Zone, the school management decided to withdraw the Ph.D certificates of the lecturers for calling for the reversal of students fees to the old rate of N25,000. He said this was the plan put in place by the VC to victimise the lecturers for standing up

*sobs* this is a very touching nd rili funny story by my nigga: Roy ofili..pls enjoy: Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and pidgin English. “Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled. Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came down then she would pay for a proper seat. The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have been shouting (people burst into laug

A student of  Bells University of Technology , Ota,  Nekpen Ruth Idahosa , has died from injuries sustained during an asthma attack. Idahosa, a 300-level student reportedly suffered an asthma attack last night while eating. Reports quoting the deceased's friends say she choked and fell, hitting her head on the floor in the process. We  gathered that Idahosa began to bleed from a head injury following the fall. It is being alleged that her chances of survival were hampered by the failure of the institution's medical team to respond when alerted. The students reportedly carried the bleeding student to the clinic using a hairdresser's vehicle as makeshift ambulance. Even then, they could not save her life. Negligence? A source, reported to be a friend of the deceased quoted by Linda Ikeji   hinted possible negligence on  the part of the health officials. "As usual, the incompetent nurses and staff of the clinic started to delay. Then the worst

Not all young girls in universities easily admit that they have boyfriends. Their male counterparts, many of them claim, are a source of distraction. Therefore, in the thinking a good number of female undergraduates, there is no need to keep boyfriends on campus. But this is not the thinking of the University of Ilorin 2013/2014 best Anatomy graduating student, Fatima Sulaimon. The 22-year-old is not just proud of her boyfriend, she is also happy with the relationship. According to her, her boyfriend is the elixir for her success. She said, “He encouraged, inspired and assisted me to excel in my studies.” Sulaimon, with a Cumulative Grade Average Point of 4.80, not only emerged as one of the 48 first class graduates this year, she is also the first female to obtain that grade in Anatomy in the history of the 29-year-old university. Claiming however that the relationship with her boyfriend was a ‘normal friendship devoid of untoward indulgences’, she stated that the young man gave her

On a lighter note..I would like us to talk about some noticeable changes.  CRU is really trying to win our hearts.LOL*Rotfl*. i really don't think they can be successful with that. Now d cafeteria has a setup. U can now buy popcorn, ice cream, snacks. And d pocket drencher. SHAWARMA. Now our girls will have a reason to wanna hang out every night So tell me... Are these changes yay or nay?

Source:Cru Bbm channel Good morning my people.... How are you doing today?  This post is to inform you that TALIXIRS i.e. The Talent Elixirs... Are having their audition soon.. On Friday 21st November, 2014 to be precise... Venue is New College... And time is 3pm... Its like an X-factors experience as students will be auditioned in their individual talents... Its open to all levels...  Come and showcase ur talent...

Esegine Allen, better known by his stage name Alhaji Orezi, is a Nigerian musician from Delta State. He rose to prominence with his song "Rihanna" in 2013. On Thursday, November 13, 2014 Orezi was kicked out of the Redeemers University's premises by the school management, much to the disapproval of several students who started protesting ethe decision. Orezi who was just about to perform his hit track "Shoki" was chased out of the school, after the University's Chaplain was reported to have threatened the DJ of the Event. Left with no choice but to leave the school, Orezi afterwards took to Twitter to apologise to the disappointed students, promising however to be back to entertain them someday. Apparently he was invited by Redeemer's University Student’s Association for the 2014 Fresher’s event tagged ‘The Debut Night.’ Lmao...this reminds me of the Tolu project fame incident in crawford. But nywaiz...hopefully wizkid wont be chased out when h

According to the Nigerian corp members Twitter handle, this happened in Isele-Uku NYSC, Delta State yesterday. Do you think the punishment was right? http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/picture-female-corp-member-decamped-for-slapping-male-corper-in-delta-state/

NOTE: This write-up gotten from someone tho.... We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving his bae, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady. The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end. 1. Spending above your means: whether its buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!  2. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not. Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell when everybody 4 hostel sabi say u be regular

A second year student of the College of Health and Technology, Yaba, Micah William, has been arraigned for allegedly burgling the office of the institution. 23-year-old William is being tried on a two-count charge of burglary and stealing, offences which contravened Sections 285 and 305 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011. He now risks a seven-year jail term if found guilty. According to the prosecutor, ASP Godwin Anyanwu, the accused committed the crime on October with his accomplices, still at large, and stole items worth N381,000. “The equipment stolen include four projectors, two HP laptops, one Compaq laptop, two HP printers and two Blackberry phones valued at N381,000," Anyanwu told the court. Students Pulse gathered that Williams was exposed by some students who witnessed the crime and the prints of his slippers found on the scene. Anyanwu said the suspect could not explain how his slippers prints got there. William pleaded non-guilty to the charges. Th

Two students of the University of Benin(UNIBEN) have been killed by suspected cultists within the space of 10 days. According to a Daily Post report, James(no second name given), a 300-level student of Vocational and Technical Education, was on Monday shot in the head at close range. Student Pulse gathered that, after the shooting, James was rushed to the University of Benin Teaching Hospital where he was declared dead. James was reportedly killed by suspected cultists at Ekosodin community, a students-dominated neighbourhood, while returning from watching a football match at a viewing centre. His death comes only 10 days after a 300-level student of the UNIBEN, Gbenedio Ejyroghene, was hacked to death with an axe. Ejyroghene was attacked with an axe at the institution's Ugbowo Campus at about 7:00 pm. Wonders shall never end...thank God this cultism shit aint in Crawford. Ehmmm...I just hope m right

Only two Nigerian institution, Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ife, and the Covenant University, Otta, made it into the top thirty (30) institutions in Africa, according to the latest rankings by Cybermetrics Lab (Spanish National Research Council, CSIC). No Nigerian university made it to the top 10, with OAU only making a show in the 19th position and Covenant Universitytaking the 25th position. However, it is interesting to note that Nigeria's Madonna University, in a dismal 94th position has the best Excellence Rank of 5442 alongside Libyan International Medical University which is in the 7th position. In the top 30,  Covenant University Covenant University has the best Excellence Rank with 2993 points, Kenyatta University comes second with 2484 points while OAU scored 2340 points. This is impressive, taking into consideration the fact that the University of Cape Town, ranked number 1 in the continent, has only 267 as its excellence points. The importance of excellen

A polytechnic graduate (names withheld) has committed suicide by jumping into a lake located at Aba Apata, Adegbayi, Oyo State over his inability to get a job after graduation. Eyewitnesses said that the corpse of the deceased was still floating on the water but was identified from his certificates which he dropped at the bank of the river before taking his own life. A fisherman in the area, Taofeek Dauda, narrated that: “His parents were here, and I told them to pay N30,000 so I can bring out the corpse with my canoe. I also told them that the money covers the materials we are going to use to perform some rituals before he could be buried, because it is very important to do such for whoever dies in this kind of circumstance.” This is the highlight of the sorry state of Nigeria presently as security, unemployment and corruption continues to ravage the country.

The Federal College Of Education, Kontagora has been hit by a female suicide bomber who is targeting the students of the institution. At least 10 people had been feared dead in the blast but state police spokesman, Ibrahim Gambari, said that only the bomber died and four others were injured. A student at the scene, Mary Okafor, said that the blast happened as they were sitting for end of semester exams. “We saw bodies on the ground between the library and the female hostel. Among the bodies were two dismembered women who we believe were the bombers,” she added. The blast came two days after about 50 people were killed in a suspected Boko Haram suicide bombing at a school in the town of Potiskum in Yobe state.

The  Crescent University, Abeokuta  best graduating student, Ibrahim Olatunde, has spoken on his success and how he achieved a cumulative grade point of 4.76 in Computer Science. The 23-year old graduate said that while many students break their sleep to read, he does not. As a result, he had to develop means of studying during the daytime before sleeping. “I prefer studying in a well ventilated environment and during the day. But once I go to bed, I don’t wake up for reading again,” he stressed. According to him, he became determined to become the best after listening to the 2010 best-graduating student, Fatimot Ajagbe, a female. Interestingly, he had a social life at Crescent, only that it was a moderate one. He noted that each time he received his monthly allowance, the first thing he did was to spoil himself with good food and drinks. He said he did not like alcohol, though. Besides, he also had a girlfriend. They started dating when they were in 200 level. According t

Nine hundred and eighty two (982) students have been awarded the University of Lagos(UNILAG), Akoka, 2012/2013 Endowment Scholarship Award. The students were given the awards at the Endowment/Scholarship Awards Ceremony held last Thursday at UNILAG's Julius Berger Lecture Theatre. Organised by the Office of Advancement, UNILAG, the Endowment Scholarship Awards was initiated by authorities of the University to encourage hard-work and diligence among the institution's students. Beneficiaries of the awards emerged in five categories covering student with academic distinction, leadership qualities, outstanding sports performances, physical disabilities and financial challenges (indigent). Chairman of the University of Lagos Advancement Board, Mr. Mac Ovbiagele, represented at the occasion by Professor M.C. Isiekwe, said the awards are given to ameliorate the financial difficulties of  deserving students in the pursuit of their academic careers. "Out of these 67 are f

A female student of Bowen University Iwo, Osun State,  Olise Tamuno, last week emerged the overall best graduating student, earning a first class degree with 4.93 CGPA. About 1,018 students received their first degree awards as the institution held its 9th convocation ceremony last week. But Tamuno and fifty-five (55) other graduating students drawn from various departments were specially honoured for their  outstanding academic performances,Tribune reports. Star of the day, Tamuno who studied Economics at the institution, said it was through divine intervention that she achieved her feat. “No success is attainable without God. “Initially, learning was very difficult for me because I could not concentrate, as my mind would always wander," she said. "After much efforts and prayers, I was able to regain my concentration and assimilation skills. It was a serious battle which the Lord allowed me to overcome. The first class graduate advised other students to pursu

A student of Modebe Secondary School, Odoakpu, Onitsha, (Names withheld) has killed a Senior Prefect of the schoolChukwuebuka Okanume after a brief argument. According to a Daily Independent report, the suspect, an SS1 student, allegedly killed Okanume with a punch in retaliation after the later slapped him over an act of indiscipline on Tuesday. Okanume had reportedly accosted his killer for not tucking his shirt in within school premises. But the junior student replied that he was only in the school to collect transfer papers to another school in Asaba, Delta state as he was no longer a student of the school. A heated argument followed during which the Prefect slapped his eventual killer who retaliated with a blow that knocked him out. The Prefect slumped and was rushed to the hospital where doctors confirmed him dead. It is being speculated that the alleged killer used black magic because he wore a potent ring believed to be behind the killer punch. According to Daily

A male 200-level student of the Department of Mass Communication at Covenant University has been expelled for cross dressing. Student Pulse gathered that the student had attended lectures wearing  waist trimmers, originally worn by ladies to give them a slim-fit look. The student was suspended by the management of the institution. A further search in his hostel room revealed other items which suggest his gay tendencies. The items reportedly discovered included make-up components and feminine jewelry. He was then expelled following the discovery. The authorities however did not report the student to the Police, allegedly at the request of his parents. Nigeria's Sexual Offences Act stipulates a 14-year sentence for anyone convicted of homosexuality and 10 years in prison for anyone who aids or “abets” same-sex unions. Soooo....I would suggest crawford should consider that. Because according to close sources andrecent observations, there are some gay students Iin cru

Security guards at the Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH, Ikorodu main campus have come under serious scrutiny following the way they perform their duties. P.M.NEWS Campus Square findings revealed that the guards harass students of the institution unjustly in the guise of enforcing the school’s dress code. Adebiyi Oreoluwa, a student who spoke with our reporter over what she described as “unnecessary harassment”, complained bitterly and called for urgent action by the school’s management before the students fight back. “Can you imagine a security guard telling a female student that he is seeing her bra? That is how bad the situation is. These guys come to class and order female students to stand up to check if they are badly dressed. “Where will such rubbish happen if not LASPOTECH?” she queried. Another student simply identified as Olaide said: “last year, when we were having our first semester exams, my classmate was sent home from the school gate because the guards fel

The Bells University of Technology, Ota, Nigeria, has graduated 18 First Class students. This was made known at its just concluded Convocation Ceremony at the institution’s premises. A total of 326 students bagged first degrees in various disciplines, while 96 students graduated with Second Class Upper and 127 students graduated with Second Class Lower. Only 85 students had Third Class Grades. A further breakdown of the performance of the students shows that 31 of the graduates were from the College Of Natural and Applied Sciences, 10 from the College of Food Sciences, 69 graduated from the College of Information and Communication Technology, 145 from College of Management Science, 29 from College of Environmental Sciences, while 42 students graduated from the College of Engineering. One of the graduates, Ajenifuja Gabriel of Computer Science who spoke with P.M. News Campus Square, said: “I am so happy to be among this graduating set of students in this institution. I came, I sa