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Gotten 4rm Osas (osas4s@yahoo.com) I dunno if its d way we r bin taught or if we r bin influenced by our lecturers bt diz is smfn we al shd sit down n fnk abt……….y r we lyk diz? U ask a simple ?, y knt u jst get a simple answer. V spent 3 yrz n half,  in CRU n m sure abt diz.      Ask a sociology student: what is 7*13? Answer: we r nt dt dumb, we dnt lyk calculatn bt we gat smfn upstairs owk….its 91 {den he confirms wf his phn cuz he neva has a calculator} Ask a marketing student: what is7*13 Answer: lemme jare, instead of u 2 ask 4 calculator,u wil b using kpomo style mtcheeeewwww. {He doesn’t even fnk@ al} Ask an economists student: what is 7*13 Nao I knw ya al may prolly fnk he’l answer lyk a genius bt on d contrary……………….he’l luk deep in2 ur eyez,comes closer 2 u, goes bk n lock d door, luk@ u again lyk a genius den answer Answer: wat do u want it to equal, jst tel me nd il prove ure ryt den we wil both b wrng ,holding oda lykely answers constant n oda fnz bin equal…..ceter

On the 19th of march 2015, our very own student, dear friend and brother : Akinnuoye Bolarinwa Temitayo , a 400 level accounting student, was discovered to have passed away in his room at around 6AM in the male hostel. According to his room mates, friends and other close sources, he was in a perfect condition with no trace of sickness at all through out the day before he passed on. Assoon as the room mates alerted everyone, the VC, Registrar and so on came to the hostel to observe and then ordered the corpse to be carefully carried out of the school to a nearby general hospital where he was confirmed dead . It is indeed a very sad and heart breaking news to all crawford students and staff. We all hope and pray that may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace and in the blossom of our Lord Jesus christ. #AMEN

Ok dz is d height. I woke up dz maween wf a call. I thought it was someone reasonable,here is wat I got."U gat al it takes 2 b beta,u v al it takes 2 b smarter,u know d rest" Ci ehnnn,I ain't playing wf u, Please 4 God's sake take action on MTN. I can no longer stand my inbox, no thanks to them. This madness has been going on for a couple of months but it reached its crescendo diz morning. Dz mzgs shd b sent 2 dormant numbers not mine. I mean I recharge,I call,I borrow( yeah sharrap we al do,wen necessary),c'mon I transact,I mean everyfn. Y shd I b punished lyk dz? These messages sometimes comes in form of flash messages, meaning, if I carelessly touch my screen, ME and MY CREDIT ARE FINISHED FOR LIFE! How can they ask a grown up like me to text indomie to 5030 to know the colour of indomie pack. Are they mad or silly? I should text HGY if am hungry like dey r gonna provide me food. I should text YES to 5038 if I am tired of being broke. Do they know who my father

By a student doctor  As I was going through my “ashana’s” bag some days ago and I saw three packets of POSTINOR 2 in it , I was very curious to actually know if this drug had very severe side effects to a lady so i consulted my real girlfriend “google. com” some hours later. Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a manner similar to the female hormone progesterone allowing for prevention of pregnancy if taken within a reasonable period of time. Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2 be taken no later than three days after having unprotected sex. EFFECTS OF POSTINOR 2 When taken in the middle of the menstrual cycle, the preparation may inhibit ovulation. The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in the lady. Your next period could start earlier or later than expected and flow can be lighter or heavier than normal. It can cause nauseating feeling which occurs in approximately 25% of users vomiting It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some cases, 2-3 days follow

15 FUNNY, CRAZY, INTERESTING TWEETS BY JAMB CANDIDATES AFTER CBT (lolz) There has been a lot of action on popular micro-blogging site Twitter since the 2015 Computer Based Test (CBT) Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) conducted on Tuesday March 10, with CRAWFORD UNI happening 2 be one of the JAMB centers. The Joint Admission and Matriculations Board (JAMB) successfully shifted to the CBT mode, not without a few hitches though. Candidates and their friends took to Twitter after the examination to share banter and relive memories. Here are 15 selected tweets that you will find funny, interesting and revealing:

  1.Charge your phone with Apples and Potatoes Fruits and vegetables are universally promoted as healthy. Certain fruits and vegetables are rich sources of vitamin C, but these rich sources (citrus fruits, strawberries, green peppers, white potatoes) are spread over many fruit and vegetable categories. Other fruits and vegetables, including avocado, corn, potatoes, and dried beans, are rich in starch, whereas sweet potatoes are mostly sucrose, not starch. Meanwhile, A strange art installation in the Westfield shopping centre in west London, England by artist Caleb Charland was essentially a large-scale reproduction of an old classroom science experiment where a potato is used to charge a small digital clock. It is amazing that you can now charge your phone with apples and potatoes. By stringing 800 pieces of fruit and vegetables together with galvanized nails and wire, artist Caleb Charland was able to scale-up the power output so much that it could charge a mobile phone  –  in this ca

Meet the Current Best Basket-baller in Crawford university -GEORGE ARIKIBE This guy is currently the best on campus, He's one of the representative that showed up in the recent game between CRU & CU that took place in covenant university ota.   Reports from the game reveals that George's performance was outstanding amongst his colleagues. along with his recent form during training on the court. In one word, He plays professional basketball. check out his profile below,      Full name: ARIKIBE GEORGE CHIBUEZE Nick name: Geezy Department: Accounting Best friend: Non Girl friend: Sonia Best sport: Basketball Favorite player: Kevin Durant  Faovrite club: Miami Heats Twitter handle: George_ariks Facebook Name: George Arikibe Best chawl: Spaghetti and plantain Dress combo: Cooperate (white and black) CRU Crush: Non Designers: wrist watches- Hublot                    Phones         - iPhones                    Shirts           - Holster

On the 6th of march 2015, the first semester examinations were officially completed in all the various departments. According to sources from some lecturers, invigilators and others, this examination happens to be the 'cleanest' one done so far, with very few students involved in malpractise issues or so on. Also much better than the number of culprits involved in previous semesters. We spoke 2 some of the students about how the examination had been for them so far, and here is what some of them said: "Omo, this exam dey alryt kpaaa...atleast dem no too disturb 4 ID card or course form unlyk b4 wey be say evri exam day na 'where is ur Course form?!' Nd me wey be say i neva print course form sef, e pay me gann. The thing nw be say make pesn sha do well for exam, na wetin we dey pray for" "It was fine, we thank God. Although the way dey rushed us is somehow to me...but all the same, its good." "The exam was good, no problem whatsoever fo