(Loolz!) Who then is the genius?

By Oluwaseun Okunola -

Gotten 4rm Osas (osas4s@yahoo.com)

I dunno if its d way we r bin taught or if we r bin influenced by our lecturers bt diz is smfn we al shd sit down n fnk abt……….y r we lyk diz? U ask a simple ?, y knt u jst get a simple answer. V spent 3 yrz n half,  in CRU n m sure abt diz.     
Ask a sociology student: what is 7*13?
Answer: we r nt dt dumb, we dnt lyk calculatn bt we gat smfn upstairs owk….its 91 {den he confirms wf his phn cuz he neva has a calculator}
Ask a marketing student: what is7*13
Answer: lemme jare, instead of u 2 ask 4 calculator,u wil b using kpomo style mtcheeeewwww. {He doesn’t even fnk@ al}
Ask an economists student: what is 7*13
Nao I knw ya al may prolly fnk he’l answer lyk a genius bt on d contrary……………….he’l luk deep in2 ur eyez,comes closer 2 u, goes bk n lock d door, luk@ u again lyk a genius den answer
Answer: wat do u want it to equal, jst tel me nd il prove ure ryt den we wil both b wrng ,holding oda lykely answers constant n oda fnz bin equal…..ceteris paribus.{speechless}
Ask a political science student: 7*13
Answer: first of al I dnt do numbers, nd m very sure u dnt know cuz of ur recalcitrant attitude in ur basis dats y u knt properly extricate ursef 4rm a mediocre even whyl ur routine here is constant,next tym say 13*7 nt 7*13 nd its 13 multiply by 7 nt 13*7 bt whicheva way I cannot categorically tel u d answer bt I fnk it 91 or dere abt n diz is my arguementum propentum. {dats it,rubbish is dier middle name!}
I cannot bt talk abt accountants. Dunno wat dey do feel lyk. Ask an accountant: wat is 7*13.
Answer: My brother , It depends on d institution it embodies, alongside al its shortcomings n  asymmetrical allocatn of figures. It cud b anyfn bt on d average its 91.{signs}
Ask an IRPM student: wat is 7*13?
Answer: I love ur manner of approach bt next tym use d word’’ please’’  wat is 7*13 cuz we dnt knw where we wil end up cuz we humans we kn flow.
Lyk seriously flow, I dnt undastd. D questn is plzzz wat is 7*13
Answer: I mean we dnt knw where we wil end up in future so we shd learn 2 do fnz ryt n do d ryt fnz. D answer 2 ur questn is………………….y nt jst check ur calculator wen u get 2 d hostel or clss or ask ur lecturer he shd knw it cuz he is wel informed. Owk! {may God punish u,idiat!}

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