NAUGHTY THINGS CRAWFORD STUDENTS DO IN THE HOSTEL WHEN BORED! !
Please note: This was gotten from a student who refuses to get the name disclosed...enjoy!
Having caught myself more than once in some of this, I decided to come up few things crawford students & especially dem gyal'ems, Do When They're Bored or Alone.
1. Eat excessively.
2. Take a selfie with different clothes on.
3. Shave their privy parts #sorryforthebadword
4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...#chaii
5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key!
Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth #
6. Visit other hostel rooms over nothing important or for no reason whatsoever.
7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear!
8. Login to Social Networks like facebook or Twitter, and start viewing other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread.
DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life.
!
9. Listen to music...Guys and music sha...
10. Read a book...
Nerds/introverts be like:
Now you're talking...
11. Call a friend just to say HI(now dats annoying).
But if a girl calls you just to say HI. Don't be too quick to misinterprete her, abeg, to avoid heart attack.
She might just be bored and needs to talk...
12. Take a walk. I call this Sending Yourself On A Fool's Errand...
You just leave Your Self Contain con begin to walk like...mtchew!
13. Make up a short story or work on an article. Perhaps, a book. Some play their guitar or other musical instruments(especially 200 lvls playing recorder..soo fuckin loud).
14. Do something nice for your girl. Like a Poem or a card. You could use MS PowerPoint or CorelDraw...
It works like magic...thank me later! Lol
15. Play Video games. How should I forget this?
16. Stare endlessly at the mirror. I guess, they are like, "why is my nose flat?" "Why my buttt no big small?", "If not for this my tribal marks enh...!"(especially on sundays..ill jst be like "nigga u won enter the mirror ni??)
Lol! You don't need that jorh, its not on point!
19. Play with parts of their body...trying to euphemize my words here...
As dem talk, A lonely man is the devil's workshop...
Most young people self service the most when they're bored and lonely. #FACT#
ADVICE: The cure to loneliness is don't be lonely. Get involved in something worthwhile. For all who just passed out from NYSC, you might be going through this, haha... start from somewhere!
A million dollar job will come but keep your hands busy!
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding.
Loneliness is the mother to all bad habits, don't be lonely.
Having caught myself more than once in some of this, I decided to come up few things crawford students & especially dem gyal'ems, Do When They're Bored or Alone.
1. Eat excessively.
2. Take a selfie with different clothes on.
3. Shave their privy parts #sorryforthebadword
4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...#chaii
5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key!
Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth #
6. Visit other hostel rooms over nothing important or for no reason whatsoever.
7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear!
8. Login to Social Networks like facebook or Twitter, and start viewing other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread.
DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life.
!
9. Listen to music...Guys and music sha...
10. Read a book...
Nerds/introverts be like:
Now you're talking...
11. Call a friend just to say HI(now dats annoying).
But if a girl calls you just to say HI. Don't be too quick to misinterprete her, abeg, to avoid heart attack.
She might just be bored and needs to talk...
12. Take a walk. I call this Sending Yourself On A Fool's Errand...
You just leave Your Self Contain con begin to walk like...mtchew!
13. Make up a short story or work on an article. Perhaps, a book. Some play their guitar or other musical instruments(especially 200 lvls playing recorder..soo fuckin loud).
14. Do something nice for your girl. Like a Poem or a card. You could use MS PowerPoint or CorelDraw...
It works like magic...thank me later! Lol
15. Play Video games. How should I forget this?
16. Stare endlessly at the mirror. I guess, they are like, "why is my nose flat?" "Why my buttt no big small?", "If not for this my tribal marks enh...!"(especially on sundays..ill jst be like "nigga u won enter the mirror ni??)
Lol! You don't need that jorh, its not on point!
19. Play with parts of their body...trying to euphemize my words here...
As dem talk, A lonely man is the devil's workshop...
Most young people self service the most when they're bored and lonely. #FACT#
ADVICE: The cure to loneliness is don't be lonely. Get involved in something worthwhile. For all who just passed out from NYSC, you might be going through this, haha... start from somewhere!
A million dollar job will come but keep your hands busy!
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding.
Loneliness is the mother to all bad habits, don't be lonely.
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