#JUST_A_JOKE ;) : The 6 types of 'SLAPS' that we have experienced
Lolz, attyms Crawford can be one heck of a comedy zone.
Nywaiz, m sure we all are aware of all the different types of...."SLAPS" that we have and theor various definitions abi explanations (as the case may be). Well, this Person (an ex Crawford Student...u know..the rili pweery one...with cool dreadlocks *clears throat*) was able to expantiate it in an intresting manner.
Check it out:
TYPES OF SLAP
(1). TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.
(2). RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head singing Christmas Carol.
(3). FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
(4). EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g.."Bros, shey you been dey watch? I been no do anything o."
(5). FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.
(6). RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.. "like John, you slapped me?"
Say the truth.... Which have u experienced? And who was the slapper or slappee? =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º°º=))
Av a nice day
Nywaiz, m sure we all are aware of all the different types of...."SLAPS" that we have and theor various definitions abi explanations (as the case may be). Well, this Person (an ex Crawford Student...u know..the rili pweery one...with cool dreadlocks *clears throat*) was able to expantiate it in an intresting manner.
Check it out:
TYPES OF SLAP
(1). TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.
(2). RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head singing Christmas Carol.
(3). FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
(4). EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g.."Bros, shey you been dey watch? I been no do anything o."
(5). FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.
(6). RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.. "like John, you slapped me?"
Say the truth.... Which have u experienced? And who was the slapper or slappee? =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º°º=))
Av a nice day
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