WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH AWOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.

By Oluwaseun Okunola -

Lolz, check this out guys...#Enjoy

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for his misbehaving...
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=warning ,red=Danger.
Husband: exactly darling ...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]
ANNOYING

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